I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
i’m fucking wheezing at the replies
(via oleathe)
you’re gonna be sleeping with the fishes *tucks you into one of these*
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I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything
(via yourlove-is-sunlight)
more love languages !
- ‘this reminded me of you’
- unexpected good morning / sweet dreams texts
- long hugs before you leave
- calls where half the time you can just hear the other person breathing and it becomes the best sound in the world
- playlists
- second hand books filled with annotations
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Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post
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US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes:
- girl scouts selling cookies
- garbage disposals
- regular school assemblies
- PSAs
- coupons
can’t believe i forgot
- cheerleaders
- serious school sports teams
- spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)
I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists
(via mood-to-the-max)
this is the funniest paragraph i’ve ever seen in an informational article
(via insomnova)
thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight
losing my religion
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