Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what
Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag
no because he did nazi it coming
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
YASSSSSS MY LIT TEACHER EXACTLY
If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone