Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.
stared at these for half an hour straight
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else